So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
Baby laughing while getting shots
> Rock star doctor.
I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him
GIVE ME HIS INFORMATION, I am taking all my future children to him.
1. “We’re having fun!”
2. gets the kid into a rhythm of cheer and fun
3. constant changing focus of attention, both sound, movement and touch
4. after the shot, immediately goes to bringing attention to cheeks and then tissues to shift up the physical sensation focus.
DAMN GOOD. That’s amazing use of psychology. I wonder if this guy has done magic tricks in the past or as a hobby, because he’s got it down.
Why are all your poems about girls. Are you trying to write from a boys point of view? I think that's really creative and I've never seen that in writing before! You're going to go far with your poetry :)
I’M A HUGE LESBIAN